Bathroom reading has become a big movement! A recent study showed that people spend an average of 35 minutes in the bathroom each day -- and almost half read while they're on the john! So here's two great books that are fun and fast-paced, guaranteed to leave you pooped--and on the edge of your seat (if that's really where you want to be when you're on the toilet).

"Greta Garbage's OUTRAGEOUS Bathroom Book"

Here's some of what's in this book. Sections on:
* Who's hung in Hollywood
* Celebs from hell
* Embarrassing secrets of the stars
* Presidential penises
* New hemorrhoid treatment
* Death by bra and penis
* Clone your dog or cat
* Promiscuous celebrities
* Celebrity "freaks"
* Best of Breast awards
* How to get drunk without drinking
* How to avoid a hangover
* New ways to quit smoking
* How to win lotteries, super-lotteries, & radio contests
* How to pick someone up
* Famous homosexuals
* How to be a sperm donor
* Presidents who were wrestlers
* Behind the scenes of TVs and Movies
* How to tell if someone's lying
* How to Get Revenge
* Sick & weird web sites
* Computer porn
* Psychic predictions
* Secrets for car owners
* 5 worst cars
* How to get out of a traffic ticket
* Save yourself from killer bees, snakes, sharks, bears, etc.
* Most often stolen items
* Scary facts about crime
* Are you likely to go postal?
* Was Lincoln a racist?
* What's the hymen doing down there?
* Simple things that can kill you
* Most popular Springer shows
* How to handle telemarketers
* Can you clone your dog or cat?
* How to Get Out of Jury Duty
* Weird phobias
* Worst puns
* Ebay auction oddities
* Is marijuana worse for dogs or cats?
* Animal penises
* How kinky are cats?
* Cheap tricks to get what you want
* Odd & Wacky lawsuits
* Farting and the law
* Bizarre things to buy
* Unique Ways to Collect a debt
* How To Get a Raise
* Pussy fighting
* How to be a movie extra
* And much much more
There's plenty of SEX!  CELEBRITIES!  SPORTS!  TV!  MOVIES!  STARTLING TRIVIA!  QUOTES!  HILARIOUS HUMOR!  LISTS!  FASCINATING FACTS!  SECRETS!  BIZARRE NEWS, SHOCKING STORIES, and UNFORGETTABLE QUOTES

By Greta Garbage.
Paperback - 208 pages
Published by Ten Speed Press
US Amazon price: $7.61

Here's more of what's in this book.

Over 1000 disgusting news stories, fascinating facts, and historical trivia on over 50 topics such as famous farters, celebrity pukers, penises of famous people, kinky sex, bestiality with dogs, horses & unusual animals, body parts of famous people, bizarre objects up the ass, breasts, shit, smegma, toilets, farting facts, semen, female fluids, dangers of blow jobs, body boogers & disgusting body parts, freaks, masturbation, urine, penis accidents, penis size, castration, sutikens, fartleberries and dingleberries, playing tricks with the vagina, circumcision, dismemberment, enemas & high colonics, yeast infections, menstruation, peeing in public, sexual asphyxia or ritual masturbation, and much much more!

By Greta Garbage.
Paperback - 208 pages
Published by Ten Speed Press
US Amazon price: $7.61

You probably don't have a computer in your bathroom (and why not?) but you can plan where you want to surf as soon as you leave the porcelain palace. This second book in the "That's Disgusting!" series, contains outrageously disgusting sites that are all real, and sometimes really funny.

In this book you'll find web sites containing hilarious dirty songs -- disgusting cartoons & outrageous graphics -- tasteless postings -- fabulous link sites -- naughty limericks - gross new jokes -- and much much more. It would take you thousands of hours on your own to find all these wonderful free sites!